A Martini made with catitude!
The Meowtini pays homage to Bond villain Stavro Blofeld’s feline sidekick, the original White Persian who proved that cats really do have nine lives—especially when they’re busy plotting world domination! Ever since, the white cat has become so iconic in villain lore that even the Joker is considering a career change!
Movies Starring Cats and Villains
Austin Powers
In the grand tradition of villainy, Dr. Evil holds aloft his sleek, hairless Sphynx cat, Mr. Bigglesworth, at the start of the first Austin Powers movie, proving that even the most diabolical mastermind needs a cuddly companion—after all, who else would understand the trials of planning global domination while sporting a bald head? It’s like the ultimate power move! This feline sidekick is not just a stylish accessory; it’s a living reminder that no matter how many dastardly plots you concoct, every super-villain needs someone to curl up with after a long day of thwarted schemes—preferably one that won’t shed on the tuxedo!
Enter the Dragon
In Enter the Dragon, the villain Han struts around with his white fluffy cat like it’s a prized accessory straight from a high-fashion catwalk! You can almost hear him saying, “Forget the gold chain; this is my ultimate power move—cat couture!” As he plots his nefarious schemes, it’s hard to tell who’s more intimidating—the guy with the dangerous martial arts skills or the feline that looks ready to take a nap mid-battle. Seriously, though, in the world of martial arts and mayhem, Han’s cat serves an important role: providing the perfect distraction when he needs a moment to trade threats for treats or remind everyone that even villains have a soft spot for their furry friends!
Inspector Gadget (1983)
In Inspector Gadget, Dr. Claw has his fabulous pet, M.A.D. Cat, who’s less of a sidekick and more of an overqualified hench-feline! You can imagine the brainstorming sessions where Claw would say, “Let’s take over the world, but first, who’s going to handle my litter box?” With the dramatic flair of a villain in a cartoon opera, M.A.D. Cat adds a touch of elegance to Claw’s evil lair—because what’s a good plan for world domination without a bit of feline finesse? Plus, with M.A.D. Cat’s ability to appear when trouble is afoot (or a paw), you can just picture him lounging in the corner, lazily batting at a laser pointer while Claw rants about Inspector Gadget—proving once and for all that even the bad guys need a little fluff to remind them to take a break and enjoy the purring!
Pokemon
In the original Pokémon animated series, Giovanni, the head honcho of Team Rocket, had a Persian cat that was less of a pet and more of a status symbol—it’s like the villain’s version of a luxury sports car! You can just imagine Giovanni strutting around his evil lair, waving his arms dramatically while saying, “Forget about world domination—have you seen my Persian?!” Meanwhile, that cat was probably lounging in the sun, judging Giovanni’s dastardly plans with a look that screamed, “You really think a bunch of kids and their Pikachu are a threat to me, human?” Honestly, with that purr-fectly groomed fur, it was clear that the real mastermind in Team Rocket’s operations was the Persian, always plotting for that next bowl of gourmet kibble while Giovanni rants about capturing Ash and his friends!
Cats and Dogs (2001)
In the children’s movie Cats and Dogs, the cats are so diabolically evil that you’d think they were planning a hostile takeover of your sock drawer! Leading the pack is Mr. Tinkles, the terrifyingly fluffy white Persian who looks like he just rolled out of a luxury spa—complete with a villainous laugh that could only be rivalled by a cartoon super-villain twirling his mustache! You can picture him plotting world domination in between catnaps, as he smugly says, “Why chase laser dots when you can chase world domination?” Honestly, with that level of sass and fluff, it’s hard to figure out what’s more menacing: his diabolical schemes or just how hilariously over-the-top it is that he’s got a whole canine espionage operation out to stop him. Who knew the biggest threat to humanity was just one dapper kitty trying to ruin the world while balancing on his perfectly groomed tail?
The Godfather (1972)
Cats even come to play in the movie The Godfather. Don Corleone may not have been lounging with a fluffy white Persian like Mr. Tinkles, but that cat on his lap certainly looked like it knew all the family secrets and was ready to drop some serious “meow-ny” on the competition! Just imagine that cat, with a suave expression, whispering cunning plans into the Don’s ear, like, “Hey, boss, maybe it’s time to send a message—how about a little fishy business?” Honestly, between the sharp suits and the furry companions, I’m surprised the entire Corleone family didn’t just end up running a feline grooming business instead; a purr-fectly legitimate front for their “other” activities!
Argylle (2024)
Dare you stare into the eyes of this cat? There’s a new player in the creepy cat game, one so unsettling that it’ll make you wonder if you’ll ever want a feline friend in your house again. Meet Alfie, the four-legged terror of Argylle, who finally makes you question if your love for cats was just a cute, calico phase! This little furball doesn’t just knock over your plants; no, he may also be plotting world domination from your living room while glaring at you like you just stepped on his tail—oh wait, were you supposed to bow before him first? With a look that could curdle milk and the haunting ability to sit on your laptop keyboard while you’re working, Alfie is the cat that says, “You’re not living; you’re just my housemate now.” Forget about sweet meows and gentle purrs; this guy’s more of a “I’ll stare deeply into your soul until you give me a treat” kind of feline. Just remember, once you invite Alfie in, you might just find yourself saying “Paw-sitively terrifying” with every cat hair you sweep up!
Meowtini Cocktail
Made for villains, inspired by felines! The Meowtini Cocktail is a mischievous blend that fuses feline charm with a touch of villainous flair.
Ingredients
- 40 ml gin or vodka (pick your poison)
- 10 ml dry vermouth
- lime or pitted green olives in brine
Instructions
- Chill the glass.
- Pour the liquor into the shaker with the ice. Stir for 30 seconds.
- Strain into chilled glass.
Garnished with a playful twist of citrus peel and a striking cat-shaped garnish, the Meowtini tantalizes the senses with its vibrant colour and refreshing taste, making it the ideal potion for cat lovers and mischief-makers alike!
If you enjoy the Meowtini, you definitely owe it to yourself to try the Black Cat Cocktail!
